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Miss Rachel vs Blippi Cage Match
Toddler's Soul Cage Match Oversized Unisex Tee

Toddler's Soul Cage Match Oversized Unisex Tee

$48.00
$48.00
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Product Details
  • Crew neck
  • Drop shoulders
  • Oversized fit
  • Washed effect
  • 100% cotton
  • 14 count plain weave
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Washed and easy to fade
  • Fabric weight: 285g/m²
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Binding taped neck and shoulders
  • Double-stitched ribbed collar
  • Coverstitch cuffs and hem

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Slight bleeding may occur during the first wash. It’s best to wash like-colored garments together. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

This product was washed for a faded effect and might be less colorfast. Hand wash is recommended.

One device.
Two channels.
Only one gets the screentime.

This oversized vintage-washed tee commemorates one of the greatest unresolved conflicts of modern parenting.

The solution? Cage match.

A chaotic pay-per-view-style poster imagines the fictional televised showdown absolutely nobody asked for, yet every parent immediately understands on a spiritual level.

Songs. Sign language. Mouth closeups.
Excavators. Energy. Colorblindness.

Available in Viridian Green or Dark Gray depending on whether you’d like people to perceive you as:

  • barely hanging on
    or
  • barely hanging on in darker tones

Made from heavyweight 285 GSM cotton with an oversized fit, drop shoulders, and a washed finish that gives it that perfectly worn-in “this has survived 14 consecutive episodes” energy.

Parental discretion is advised.
Shipping
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  • Free shipping on orders $70+ (pre-tax).
  • Most items are made-to-order. Please allow up to 5 weeks (usually faster) for production before shipment.
  • Orders may arrive in multiple shipments.
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Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
  • Read our full returns and refunds policy here, or contact us with any questions.
Size Guide

Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL (measurements in inches)
Length | 28.3 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 30.7 | 31.5 | 32.3
Chest | 22.1 | 22.9 | 23.6 | 24.4 | 25.2 | 26.0
Shoulder | 21.7 | 22.2 | 22.8 | 23.4 | 24.0 | 24.6
Sleeve length | 9.1 | 9.3 | 9.4 | 9.6 | 9.8 | 10.0

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1″ (2.5cm).

A. Chest
Place the end of the tape with the underarm seam, then stretch it horizontally across the garment to reach the underarm seam on the other side.

B. Shoulder
Place the fabric tape from shoulder point to shoulder point, straight across back. Measure from armhole seam to armhole seam.

C. Length
Take the measurement straight down from high point shoulder to the bottom edge of the garment.

D. Sleeve length
Measure the length from the tip of the shoulder to the bottom edge of sleeve, including cuff.

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