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Eyes Up Here Baby Tee
Eyes Up Here Baby Tee

Eyes Up Here Baby Tee

$24.00
$24.00
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This seamless, lightweight baby tee is crafted from 100% cotton for a soft, breathable, and smooth fit.

  • Material: 100% cotton
  • Fabric Weight: 200 gsm (5.9 oz)
  • Thickness: Thin
  • Elasticity: Slight Stretch
  • Breathability: Moderate
  • Fit: Loose
  • Neckline: Round Neck / O-Neck
  • Sleeve Style: Regular Sleeve
  • Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve

Care instructions:

  • Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print
  • Do not dry clean

Eyes up here, doofus.

Two giant eyeballs sit exactly where your boobs are, creating a helpful visual aid for anyone who has historically struggled with the assignment. Is it subtle? No. Is it technically mixed messaging? Absolutely.

Perfect for Halloween parties, haunted houses, or simply maintaining aggressive eye contact without doing any of the work yourself.

Made from 00% cotton in a seamless baby-tee silhouette, it’s soft, fitted, and available in black or white—because two can play at that game. Four, technically.
Shipping
  • Free shipping on orders $70+ (pre-tax).
  • Most items are made-to-order and generally ship within 2-5 business days.
  • Flat-rate economy shipping: 3–12 business days once your order ships.
  • U.S. addresses only.
  • Delivery to AK, HI, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses may take longer.
  • Orders may arrive in multiple shipments.
  • If you have questions or concerns about delivery timelines, please contact us or read our full shipping policy here.
Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
  • Read our full returns and refunds policy here, or contact us with any questions.
Size Guide

Size | S | M | L (inches)
Length | 17.13 | 17.52 | 17.91
Shoulder | 15.75 | 16.54 | 16.93
Chest | 18.70 | 19.09 | 19.49
Sleeve length | 6.30 | 6.50 | 6.69

How to Measure

1) Length
Measure from where the shoulder seam meets the collar to the hem.

2) Shoulder
Measure from where the shoulder seam meets the sleeve on one side to another side.

3) Chest
Measure from the stitches below the armpits on one side to another.

4) Sleeve length
Measure from where the shoulder seam meets armhole to the cuff.

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