Candy Cornography Baby Tee

Well hello there, sugar t*ts.

Two pieces of candy corn, carefully positioned where nature clearly intended them. It’s festive. It’s seasonal. It’s the rare Halloween treat that somehow gets less appropriate the longer you look at it.

Wear it to pumpkin patches, costume parties, trick-or-treating, or anywhere else you’d like to answer the question, “Are those supposed to be—?” without saying a word.

Made from 100% cotton in a seamless baby-tee silhouette, it’s soft, fitted, and considerably more appealing than an actual bag of candy corn.