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Miss Rachel vs Blippi Cage Match
Toddler's Soul Cage Match Oversized Unisex Tee

Toddler's Soul Cage Match Oversized Unisex Tee

$44.00
$44.00
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Product Details
  • Crew neck
  • Drop shoulders
  • Oversized fit
  • Washed effect
  • 100% cotton
  • 14 count plain weave
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Washed and easy to fade
  • Fabric weight: 285g/m²
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Binding taped neck and shoulders
  • Double-stitched ribbed collar
  • Coverstitch cuffs and hem

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Slight bleeding may occur during the first wash. It’s best to wash like-colored garments together. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

This product was washed for a faded effect and might be less colorfast. Hand wash is recommended.

One device.
Two channels.
Only one gets the screentime.

This oversized vintage-washed tee commemorates one of the greatest unresolved conflicts of modern parenting.

The solution? Cage match.

A chaotic pay-per-view-style poster imagines the fictional televised showdown absolutely nobody asked for, yet every parent immediately understands on a spiritual level.

Songs. Sign language. Mouth closeups.
Excavators. Energy. Colorblindness.

Available in Viridian Green or Dark Gray depending on whether you’d like people to perceive you as:

  • barely hanging on
    or
  • barely hanging on in darker tones

Made from heavyweight 285 GSM cotton with an oversized fit, drop shoulders, and a washed finish that gives it that perfectly worn-in “this has survived 14 consecutive episodes” energy.

Parental discretion is advised.
Shipping
  • Flat rate economy shipping (5 to 8 business days).
  • Orders with a pre-tax value of $70+ ship for free!
  • Items may arrive in multiple shipments.
  • We only ship to U.S. addresses at this time.
  • Delivery to Alaska, Hawaii, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO military addresses may take longer than standard shipping estimates.
  • Read our full shipping policy here.
Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
  • Read our full returns and refunds policy here.
  • If you have questions about our return and refund policy, don’t hesitate to contact us.
Size Guide

Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL (measurements in inches)
Length | 28.3 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 30.7 | 31.5 | 32.3
Chest | 22.1 | 22.9 | 23.6 | 24.4 | 25.2 | 26.0
Shoulder | 21.7 | 22.2 | 22.8 | 23.4 | 24.0 | 24.6
Sleeve length | 9.1 | 9.3 | 9.4 | 9.6 | 9.8 | 10.0

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1″ (2.5cm).
Production & Delivery Timeline

Many of our products are manufactured on-demand (just for you!) as soon as you place an order.

It may take 2 to 5 business days to produce your item(s) prior to shipping.

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