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Teenage Alpha Bitch Crew Neck Unisex Tee
Teenage Alpha Bitch Crew Neck Unisex Tee

Teenage Alpha Bitch Crew Neck Unisex Tee

$44.00
$44.00
ColorPink
Size
Product Details
  • Crew neck
  • Tubular
  • Regular Fit
  • 100% cotton
  • 20s compact siro-spun yarn
  • Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
  • Fabric weight: 220g/m²
  • Binding taped neck and shoulders
  • Coverstitch cuffs and hem
  • Ribbed collar

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

One throne.
Two queen bees.
Only one can rule the school.

This heavyweight pink tee commemorates one of the greatest unresolved conflicts of the early 2000s: Regina George vs. Courtney Shayne.

The solution? Cage match.

A chaotic pay-per-view-style poster imagines the fictional showdown between two legendary teenage alpha predators whose combined emotional damage could probably collapse a small suburban ecosystem.

Made from heavyweight 220 GSM cotton with a regular fit and slight streetwear drape that says, “I peaked emotionally during teen movie culture and frankly I stand by it.”

Soft fabric.
Sharp elbows.
Social casualties expected.

Yes, it's pink, but it's compatible with all seven days of the week.
Shipping
  • Flat rate economy shipping (5 to 8 business days).
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  • Items may arrive in multiple shipments.
  • We only ship to U.S. addresses at this time.
  • Delivery to Alaska, Hawaii, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO military addresses may take longer than standard shipping estimates.
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Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
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  • If you have questions about our return and refund policy, don’t hesitate to contact us.
Size Guide

Size | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL (measurements in inches)
Length | 25.6 | 26.8 | 28.0 | 29.1 | 30.3 | 31.5 | 32.7 | 33.9
Chest | 18.9 | 19.7 | 20.9 | 22.0 | 23.2 | 24.4 | 25.6 | 26.4
Shoulder | 16.5 | 17.3 | 18.1 | 18.9 | 20.1 | 21.3 | 22.4 | 23.6
Sleeve length | 8.5 | 8.9 | 9.3 | 9.6 | 10.0 | 10.4 | 10.8 | 11.2
Production & Delivery Timeline

Many of our products are manufactured on-demand (just for you!) as soon as you place an order.

It may take 2 to 5 business days to produce your item(s) prior to shipping.

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