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Teenage Alpha Bitch Crew Neck Unisex Tee
Teenage Alpha Bitch Crew Neck Unisex Tee

Teenage Alpha Bitch Crew Neck Unisex Tee

$48.00
$48.00
ColorPink
Size
Product Details
  • Crew neck
  • Tubular
  • Regular Fit
  • 100% cotton
  • 20s compact siro-spun yarn
  • Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
  • Fabric weight: 220g/m²
  • Binding taped neck and shoulders
  • Coverstitch cuffs and hem
  • Ribbed collar

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

One throne.
Two queen bees.
Only one can rule the school.

This heavyweight pink tee commemorates one of the greatest unresolved conflicts of the early 2000s: Regina George vs. Courtney Shayne.

The solution? Cage match.

A chaotic pay-per-view-style poster imagines the fictional showdown between two legendary teenage alpha predators whose combined emotional damage could probably collapse a small suburban ecosystem.

Made from heavyweight 220 GSM cotton with a regular fit and slight streetwear drape that says, “I peaked emotionally during teen movie culture and frankly I stand by it.”

Soft fabric.
Sharp elbows.
Social casualties expected.

Yes, it's pink, but it's compatible with all seven days of the week.
Shipping
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Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
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Size Guide

Size | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL (measurements in inches)
Length | 25.6 | 26.8 | 28.0 | 29.1 | 30.3 | 31.5 | 32.7 | 33.9
Chest | 18.9 | 19.7 | 20.9 | 22.0 | 23.2 | 24.4 | 25.6 | 26.4
Shoulder | 16.5 | 17.3 | 18.1 | 18.9 | 20.1 | 21.3 | 22.4 | 23.6
Sleeve length | 8.5 | 8.9 | 9.3 | 9.6 | 10.0 | 10.4 | 10.8 | 11.2

A. Chest
Place the end of the tape with the underarm seam, then stretch it horizontally across the garment to reach the underarm seam on the other side.

B. Shoulder
Place the fabric tape from shoulder point to shoulder point, straight across back. Measure from armhole seam to armhole seam.

C. Length
Take the measurement straight down from high point shoulder to the bottom edge of the garment.

D. Sleeve length
Measure the length from the tip of the shoulder to the bottom edge of sleeve, including cuff.

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