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Live Laugh Lose Custody Muscle Tee

$32.00

Size S M L XL 2XL

100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
32 singles
Relaxed fit
Side-seamed construction
Wide, low-cut armholes

Subtle. Tasteful. Legally concerning.

This sleeveless muscle tee features a delicate little “Live Laugh Lose Custody” moment up front—small enough to feel classy, loud enough to ruin someone’s day once they read it.

Perfect for the gym, a casual stroll, or any situation where you’d like to keep people guessing whether you’re joking. (You are. Probably.)

With a relaxed fit, low-cut armholes, and soft cotton, you'll be plenty comfortable wearing it to:

Pilates
Brunch
Meditation

Lightweight, breathable, and emotionally revealing.

Unisex sizing.

Flat-rate economy shipping: 5–8 business days once your order ships.
Free shipping on orders $70+ (pre-tax).
Most items are made-to-order. Please allow up to 5 weeks (usually faster) for production before shipment.
Orders may arrive in multiple shipments.
U.S. addresses only. Delivery to AK, HI, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses may take longer.
If you have questions or concerns about delivery timelines, please contact us or read our full shipping policy here.

We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
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