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Live Laugh Lose Custody Muscle Tee

Live Laugh Lose Custody Muscle Tee

$32.00
$32.00
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Product Details
  • 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
  • 32 singles
  • Relaxed fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Wide, low-cut armholes

Subtle. Tasteful. Legally concerning.

This sleeveless muscle tee features a delicate little “Live Laugh Lose Custody” moment up front—small enough to feel classy, loud enough to ruin someone’s day once they read it.

Perfect for the gym, a casual stroll, or any situation where you’d like to keep people guessing whether you’re joking. (You are. Probably.)

With a relaxed fit, low-cut armholes, and soft cotton, you'll be plenty comfortable wearing it to:

  • Pilates
  • Brunch
  • Meditation

Lightweight, breathable, and emotionally revealing.

Unisex sizing.
Shipping
  • Flat rate economy shipping (5 to 8 business days).
  • Orders with a pre-tax value of $70+ ship for free!
  • Items may arrive in multiple shipments.
  • We only ship to U.S. addresses at this time.
  • Delivery to Alaska, Hawaii, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO military addresses may take longer than standard shipping estimates.
  • Read our full shipping policy here.
Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
  • Read our full returns and refunds policy here.
  • If you have questions about our return and refund policy, don’t hesitate to contact us.
Size Guide

Size Label | Length | Width

S | 26 | 18

M | 27 | 20

L | 28 | 21 ⅝

XL | 29 | 23 ⅝

2XL | 30 | 25 ⅝

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
Production & Delivery Timeline

Many of our products are manufactured on-demand (just for you!) as soon as you place an order.

It may take 2 to 5 business days to produce your item(s) prior to shipping.

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