Live Laugh Lose Custody Crop Tee

This cropped tee takes the classic inspirational mantra and gives it a much more realistic edge. From a distance, it’s cute. Up close, it’s a warning.

Perfect for anyone who enjoys a little cognitive dissonance with their outfit—and isn’t overly concerned with being described as “a bit much” in the group chat.

Wear it to:

• A first date
• School pickup
• Somewhere you should probably be behaving differently

Available in Black, Bubblegum, or White—each one offering a slightly different flavor of poor decision-making.

And yes, it’s a crop top—which may already qualify as a red flag for mothers. We’re choosing to see it as a lifestyle.

Made from 100% combed cotton with a relaxed fit, dropped shoulders, and a cropped length—so you'll be plenty comfortable while making questionable impressions.