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HORNY Dino Tee
HORNY Dino Tee

HORNY Dino Tee

$44.00
$44.00
ColorPink
Size
Product Details
  • Crew neck
  • Tubular
  • Regular Fit
  • 100% cotton
  • 20s compact siro-spun yarn
  • Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
  • Fabric weight: 220g/m²
  • Binding taped neck and shoulders
  • Coverstitch cuffs and hem
  • Ribbed collar

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

An emotionally complex pastel triceratops.
The word “HORNY” in raised velvet lettering.
A shirt that answers absolutely no follow-up questions.

The jumbo front print features a dreamy rainbow dinosaur paired with ultra-soft raised white text for a slightly dimensional finish that feels weirdly luxurious for something this spiritually unwell.

This heavyweight pink cotton tee has a regular fit and slight streetwear drape. It’s soft, structured, and fully committed to the bit.

Available in sizes XXS–3XL because attraction is confusing and universal.
Shipping
  • Flat-rate economy shipping: 5–8 business days once your order ships.
  • Free shipping on orders $70+ (pre-tax).
  • Most items are made-to-order. Please allow up to 5 weeks (usually faster) for production before shipment.
  • Orders may arrive in multiple shipments.
  • U.S. addresses only. Delivery to AK, HI, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses may take longer.
  • If you have questions or concerns about delivery timelines, please contact us or read our full shipping policy here.
Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
  • Read our full returns and refunds policy here, or contact us with any questions.
Size Guide

Size | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL (measurements in inches)
Length | 25.6 | 26.8 | 28.0 | 29.1 | 30.3 | 31.5 | 32.7 | 33.9
Chest | 18.9 | 19.7 | 20.9 | 22.0 | 23.2 | 24.4 | 25.6 | 26.4
Shoulder | 16.5 | 17.3 | 18.1 | 18.9 | 20.1 | 21.3 | 22.4 | 23.6
Sleeve length | 8.5 | 8.9 | 9.3 | 9.6 | 10.0 | 10.4 | 10.8 | 11.2

A. Chest
Place the end of the tape with the underarm seam, then stretch it horizontally across the garment to reach the underarm seam on the other side.

B. Shoulder
Place the fabric tape from shoulder point to shoulder point, straight across back. Measure from armhole seam to armhole seam.

C. Length
Take the measurement straight down from high point shoulder to the bottom edge of the garment.

D. Sleeve length
Measure the length from the tip of the shoulder to the bottom edge of sleeve, including cuff.

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