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Hatfish Cap

Hatfish Cap

$32.00
$32.00
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Product Details
  • 100% cotton twill
  • Structured, five-panel, high-profile cap
  • Green undervisor
  • Sewn eyelets
  • Snapback closure
  • Head circumference: 21.63″–23.63″ (55 cm–60 cm)

Yes. We actually embroidered that on a hat.
And yes, we are going straight to hell for it.

“Hatfish” is for anyone who’s ever tried to control the narrative… and accidentally made it worse.

Wear it if you are that man.
Wear it if you’ve dated that man.
Wear it if you’d like to publicly flag that man from a safe distance.

This version comes in blue or black—so technically you could wear two different hats in your profile.

Stitched on a structured, high-profile flat bill cap with a green undervisor, snapback closure, and durable cotton twill construction. It’s breathable, sturdy, and built to withstand the emotional turmoil of the modern dating landscape.

Transparency looks good on you.
Shipping
  • Flat-rate economy shipping: 5–8 business days once your order ships.
  • Free shipping on orders $70+ (pre-tax).
  • Most items are made-to-order. Please allow up to 5 weeks (usually faster) for production before shipment.
  • Orders may arrive in multiple shipments.
  • U.S. addresses only. Delivery to AK, HI, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses may take longer.
  • If you have questions or concerns about delivery timelines, please contact us or read our full shipping policy here.
Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
  • Read our full returns and refunds policy here, or contact us with any questions.
Size Guide

Size Label | A | B | C | D |

One size | 18 ⅞ - 23 ⅝ | 4 1/2 | 2 ⅜ | 7 ⅛

Measure your head circumference with a non-stretchable measuring tape. Place the end of your  tape on your forehead and wrap the rest around the back of your head, keeping it 1″ (2.5 cm) above your ears. Pinch the spot where the tape meets the other end, lift the loop over your head, and note the measurement. Be as careful as possible to get the most precise measurement.

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