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Reality Itself Cage Match Oversized Unisex Tee
Reality Itself Cage Match Oversized Unisex Tee

Reality Itself Cage Match Oversized Unisex Tee

$48.00
$48.00
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Product Details
  • Crew neck
  • Drop shoulders
  • Oversized fit
  • Washed effect
  • 100% cotton
  • 14 count plain weave
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Washed and easy to fade
  • Fabric weight: 285g/m²
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Binding taped neck and shoulders
  • Double-stitched ribbed collar
  • Coverstitch cuffs and hem

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Slight bleeding may occur during the first wash. It’s best to wash like-colored garments together. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

This product was washed for a faded effect and might be less colorfast. Hand wash is recommended.

One movie never existed.
The other definitely did.
Only one rules your memories.

This oversized vintage-washed tee commemorates one of the greatest unresolved conflicts of the human mind: Shazaam vs. Kazaam.

The solution? Cage match.

A chaotic pay-per-view-style poster imagines the fictional showdown between a movie people absolutely remember seeing and a movie that can actually be rented right now.

Sinbad was the genie.
Shaq was also the genie.
Reality itself is hanging on by a thread.

Available in Viridian Green, Dark Gray, or Khaki depending on whether you’d like people to perceive you as:

  • a fun nostalgia person
  • a person one conversation away from starting a Reddit thread
  • a person who refers to Mandela Effects as “evidence”

Made from heavyweight 285 GSM cotton with an oversized fit, drop shoulders, and a washed finish that gives it that perfectly worn-in “I have argued about this in public” energy.
Shipping
  • Flat-rate economy shipping: 5–8 business days once your order ships.
  • Free shipping on orders $70+ (pre-tax).
  • Most items are made-to-order. Please allow up to 5 weeks (usually faster) for production before shipment.
  • Orders may arrive in multiple shipments.
  • U.S. addresses only. Delivery to AK, HI, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses may take longer.
  • If you have questions or concerns about delivery timelines, please contact us or read our full shipping policy here.
Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
  • Read our full returns and refunds policy here, or contact us with any questions.
Size Guide

Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL (measurements in inches)
Length | 28.3 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 30.7 | 31.5 | 32.3
Chest | 22.1 | 22.9 | 23.6 | 24.4 | 25.2 | 26.0
Shoulder | 21.7 | 22.2 | 22.8 | 23.4 | 24.0 | 24.6
Sleeve length | 9.1 | 9.3 | 9.4 | 9.6 | 9.8 | 10.0

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1″ (2.5cm).

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