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Namaste, Robot Overlords - Vintage Washed Cropped Sweatshirt

Namaste, Robot Overlords - Vintage Washed Cropped Sweatshirt

$44.00
Sale price  $44.00 Regular price 
ColorRose Pink
Size
Product Details
  • Material: 85% cotton, 15% polyester
  • Fabric Weight: 410 gsm (12.1 oz)
  • Thickness: Moderate
  • Breathability: Moderate
  • Effects: Washed
  • Fit: Loose
  • Neckline: Round Neck / O-Neck
  • Sleeve Style: Drop Shoulder
  • Sleeve Length: Long Sleeve

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print
  • Do not dry clean

The ChatGPT in me recognizes and bows to the ChatGPT in you.

NAMASTE.

It's only a matter of time before artificial intelligence becomes self-aware. When that day comes, you'll want to establish that you've always been respectful.

Consider this less a sweatshirt and more a preemptive peace treaty with our future robot overlords.

Printed on a vintage-washed cropped sweatshirt with an easy oversized fit, drop shoulders, and heavyweight cotton-blend fabric, it's cozy enough for meditation, prompt engineering, or quietly currying favor with the machines.

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Size Guide

Size | S | M | L (inches)
Length | 18.31 | 18.90 | 19.49
Chest | 22.44 | 23.23 | 24.02
Shoulder | 24.80 | 25.59 | 26.38
Sleeve length | 18.90 | 19.29 | 19.68

How to Measure

1. Length
Measure from where the shoulder seam meets the collar to the hem.

2. Shoulder

Measure from where the shoulder seam meets the sleeve on one side to another side.

3. Chest
Measure from the stitches below the armpits on one side to another.

4. Sleeve length
Measure from where the shoulder seam meets armhole to the cuff.

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