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FinasteRIDE OR DIE - Dark Heather Gray Puff Embroidery Trucker Hat
FinasteRIDE OR DIE - Dark Heather Gray Puff Embroidery Trucker Hat

FinasteRIDE OR DIE - Dark Heather Gray Puff Embroidery Trucker Hat

$32.00
$32.00
Product Details
  • 26% cotton, 74% polyester
  • Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area
  • Structured, six-panel cap
  • 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)
  • Hard buckram front panels
  • Mesh back
  • Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor
  • Plastic adjustable closure
  • Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)
FINASTERIDE OR DIE.

A completely normal and emotionally healthy slogan to embroider onto a hat.

This retro trucker features raised puff embroidery on a structured crown with mesh backing and an adjustable snap closure. It’s breathable, durable, and ideal for protecting both your scalp and your remaining sense of dignity.

Confidence comes from within, but also… modern pharmaceutical science.

(Also available in pink, navy, and green.)
Shipping
  • Flat-rate economy shipping: 5–8 business days once your order ships.
  • Free shipping on orders $70+ (pre-tax).
  • Most items are made-to-order. Please allow up to 5 weeks (usually faster) for production before shipment.
  • Orders may arrive in multiple shipments.
  • U.S. addresses only. Delivery to AK, HI, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses may take longer.
  • If you have questions or concerns about delivery timelines, please contact us or read our full shipping policy here.
Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
  • Read our full returns and refunds policy here, or contact us with any questions.
Size Guide

Size | A | B | C | D (inches)

One size | 21 5/8 - 23 5/8 | 3 ⅞ | 2 ½ | 6 ¾

Measure your head circumference with a non-stretchable measuring tape. Place the end of your  tape on your forehead and wrap the rest around the back of your head, keeping it 1″ (2.5 cm) above your ears. Pinch the spot where the tape meets the other end, lift the loop over your head, and note the measurement. Be as careful as possible to get the most precise measurement.

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