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Reality Itself Cage Match Oversized Unisex Tee
Reality Itself Cage Match Oversized Unisex Tee

Reality Itself Cage Match Oversized Unisex Tee

$44.00
$44.00 $48.00

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Product Details
  • Crew neck
  • Drop shoulders
  • Oversized fit
  • Washed effect
  • 100% cotton
  • 14 count plain weave
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Washed and easy to fade
  • Fabric weight: 285 g/m²
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Binding taped neck and shoulders
  • Double-stitched ribbed collar
  • Coverstitch cuffs and hem

Care instructions

  • Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent
  • Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring
  • Slight bleeding may occur during the first wash
  • It’s best to wash like-colored garments together
  • Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight
  • Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • This product was washed for a faded effect and might be less colorfast
  • Hand wash is recommended

One movie never existed.
The other definitely did.
Only one rules your memories.

This oversized vintage-washed tee commemorates one of the greatest unresolved conflicts of the human mind: Shazaam vs. Kazaam.

The solution? Cage match.

A chaotic pay-per-view-style poster imagines the fictional showdown between a movie people absolutely remember seeing and a movie that can actually be rented right now.

Sinbad was the genie.
Shaq was also the genie.
Reality itself is hanging on by a thread.

Available in Viridian Green, Dark Gray, or Khaki depending on whether you’d like people to perceive you as:

  • a fun nostalgia person
  • a person one conversation away from starting a Reddit thread
  • a person who refers to Mandela Effects as “evidence”

Made from heavyweight 285 GSM cotton with an oversized fit, drop shoulders, and a washed finish that gives it that perfectly worn-in “I have argued about this in public” energy.
Shipping

*In-stock colors/sizes ship next business day and arrive in 3 to 8 business days. See transit speed in checkout.
  • Free shipping on orders $75+ (pre-tax).
  • Most items are made-to-order and generally ship within 2-5 business days.
  • Flat rate economy shipping: 3–12 business days once your order ships.
  • U.S. addresses only.
  • Delivery to AK, HI, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses may take longer.
  • Orders may arrive in multiple shipments.
  • If you have questions or concerns about delivery timelines, please contact us or read our full shipping policy here.
Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
  • Read our full returns and refunds policy here, or contact us with any questions.
Size Guide

Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL (measurements in inches)
Length | 28.30 | 29.10 | 29.90 | 30.70 | 31.50 | 32.30
Chest | 22.10 | 22.90 | 23.60 | 24.40 | 25.20 | 26.00
Shoulder | 21.70 | 22.20 | 22.80 | 23.40 | 24.00 | 24.60
Sleeve length | 9.10 | 9.30 | 9.40 | 9.60 | 9.80 | 10.00

Measurements may vary by up to 1″ (2.5 cm).

How to Measure

A. Chest: Place the end of the tape with the underarm seam, then stretch it horizontally across the garment to reach the underarm seam on the other side.

B. Shoulder: Place the fabric tape from shoulder point to shoulder point, straight across back. Measure from armhole seam to armhole seam.

C. Length: Take the measurement straight down from high point shoulder to the bottom edge of the garment.

D. Sleeve length: Measure the length from the tip of the shoulder to the bottom edge of sleeve, including cuff.

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