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Live Laugh Lose Muscle Tee

$32.00
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Made to order (just for you!). Ships in 2 to 5 business days.

Subtle. Tasteful. Legally concerning.

This sleeveless muscle tee features a delicate little “Live Laugh Lose Custody” moment up front—small enough to feel classy, loud enough to ruin someone’s day once they read it.

Perfect for the gym, a casual stroll, or any situation where you’d like to keep people guessing whether you’re joking. (You are. Probably.)

With a relaxed fit, low-cut armholes, and soft cotton, you'll be plenty comfortable wearing it to:

Pilates
Brunch
Mediation

Lightweight, breathable, and emotionally revealing.

Unisex sizing. Proceed accordingly.
Product Details
  • 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
  • 32 singles
  • Relaxed fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Wide, low-cut armholes
Size Guide

Size Label | Length | Width

S | 26 | 18

M | 27 | 20

L | 28 | 21 ⅝

XL | 29 | 23 ⅝

2XL | 30 | 25 ⅝

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

Production & Delivery Timeline

Many of our products are manufactured on-demand (just for you!) as soon as you place an order. This helps reduce overproduction, but it also takes a bit longer for your order to reach you. From the time you place an order, it may take 5 to 10 business days for your package to arrive.

Return Policy

Because our products are made on-demand, at this time, we are unable to offer returns, exchanges, or refunds except in cases when a customer received an incorrect, faulty, or damaged item.

Please refer to the size guide (visible above, if relevant for this product type) provided on every product page prior to placing an order.

If you received an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged, please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!

If you have questions about our return and exchange policy, or about your order, don’t hesitate to contact us.

Shipping

We offer flat rate economy shipping (5 to 8 business days) for $5.99.

Orders with 4 or more items or a pre-tax value of $70 or more ship for free!

Items may arrive in multiple shipments.

Shipments including only stickers may not have tracking.

Please note: Because many of our products are produced on-demand, your items may not ship for 2 to 5 business days after you make a purchase. It may be 5 to 14 business days between the time you place an order and the delivery of your item(s), accounting for both production time and shipping time.

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