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HORNY Dino Tee
HORNY Dino Tee

HORNY Dino Tee

$44.00
$44.00
ColorPink
Size
Product Details
  • Crew neck
  • Tubular
  • Regular Fit
  • 100% cotton
  • 20s compact siro-spun yarn
  • Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
  • Fabric weight: 220 g/m²
  • Binding taped neck and shoulders
  • Coverstitch cuffs and hem
  • Ribbed collar

Care instructions

  • Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent
  • Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring
  • Wash with like-colored garments
  • Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight
  • Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature (max 30°C / 90°F)

An emotionally complex pastel triceratops.
The word “HORNY” in raised velvet lettering.
A shirt that answers absolutely no follow-up questions.

The jumbo front print features a dreamy rainbow dinosaur paired with ultra-soft raised white text for a slightly dimensional finish that feels weirdly luxurious for something this spiritually unwell.

This heavyweight pink cotton tee has a regular fit and slight streetwear drape. It’s soft, structured, and fully committed to the bit.

Available in sizes XXS–3XL because attraction is confusing and universal.
Shipping
  • Free shipping on orders $75+ (pre-tax).
  • Most items are made-to-order and generally ship within 2-5 business days.
  • Flat rate economy shipping: 3–12 business days once your order ships.
  • U.S. addresses only.
  • Delivery to AK, HI, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses may take longer.
  • Orders may arrive in multiple shipments.
  • If you have questions or concerns about delivery timelines, please contact us or read our full shipping policy here.
Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
  • Read our full returns and refunds policy here, or contact us with any questions.
Size Guide

Size | XXS | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL (measurements in inches)
Length | 25.60 | 26.80 | 28.00 | 29.10 | 30.30 | 31.50 | 32.70 | 33.90
Chest | 18.90 | 19.70 | 20.90 | 22.00 | 23.20 | 24.40 | 25.60 | 26.40
Shoulder | 16.50 | 17.30 | 18.10 | 18.90 | 20.10 | 21.30 | 22.40 | 23.60
Sleeve length | 8.50 | 8.90 | 9.30 | 9.60 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20

How to Measure

A. Chest: Place the end of the tape with the underarm seam, then stretch it horizontally across the garment to reach the underarm seam on the other side.

B. Shoulder: Place the fabric tape from shoulder point to shoulder point, straight across back. Measure from armhole seam to armhole seam.

C. Length: Take the measurement straight down from high point shoulder to the bottom edge of the garment.

D. Sleeve length: Measure the length from the tip of the shoulder to the bottom edge of sleeve, including cuff.

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