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Hatfish Cap

Hatfish Cap

$32.00
$32.00
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Product Details
  • 100% cotton twill
  • Structured, five-panel, high-profile cap
  • Green undervisor
  • Sewn eyelets
  • Snapback closure
  • Head circumference: 21.63″–23.63″ (55 cm–60 cm)

Yes. We actually embroidered that on a hat.
And yes, we are going straight to hell for it.

“Hatfish” is for anyone who’s ever tried to control the narrative… and accidentally made it worse.

Wear it if you are that man.
Wear it if you’ve dated that man.
Wear it if you’d like to publicly flag that man from a safe distance.

This version comes in blue or black—so technically you could wear two different hats in your profile.

Stitched on a structured, high-profile flat bill cap with a green undervisor, snapback closure, and durable cotton twill construction. It’s breathable, sturdy, and built to withstand the emotional turmoil of the modern dating landscape.

Transparency looks good on you.
Shipping
  • Flat rate economy shipping (5 to 8 business days).
  • Orders with a pre-tax value of $70+ ship for free!
  • Items may arrive in multiple shipments.
  • We only ship to U.S. addresses at this time.
  • Delivery to Alaska, Hawaii, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO military addresses may take longer than standard shipping estimates.
  • Read our full shipping policy here.
Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
  • Read our full returns and refunds policy here.
  • If you have questions about our return and refund policy, don’t hesitate to contact us.
Size Guide

Size Label | A | B | C | D |

One size | 18 ⅞ - 23 ⅝ | 4 1/2 | 2 ⅜ | 7 ⅛

Measure your head circumference with a non-stretchable measuring tape. Place the end of your  tape on your forehead and wrap the rest around the back of your head, keeping it 1″ (2.5 cm) above your ears. Pinch the spot where the tape meets the other end, lift the loop over your head, and note the measurement. Be as careful as possible to get the most precise measurement.
Production & Delivery Timeline

Many of our products are manufactured on-demand (just for you!) as soon as you place an order.

It may take 2 to 5 business days to produce your item(s) prior to shipping.

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