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Carpe Noctem Embroidered Hat

Carpe Noctem Embroidered Hat

$32.00

Made to order (just for you!). Ships in 2 to 5 business days.

Rage! Drink blood! *Do crime! Seize that mother f***ing night!!!

...with this embroidered "Carpe Noctem" hat on your head.

It’s made from 100% cotton twill with a curved visor to keep the moonlight out of your eyes and an adjustable strap to... do exactly what you’d hope an adjustable strap might do.




*Please don’t do crime.

Product Details
  • 100% chino cotton twill
  • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
  • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
  • 6 embroidered eyelets
  • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
  • Adjustable strap with antique buckle
  • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
Size Guide

Size Label | A | B | C | D (inches)

One size | 20 ½ - 24 ⅜ | 4 ¾ | 3 ⅛ | 7 ½

Measure your head circumference with a non-stretchable measuring tape. Place the end of your  tape on your forehead and wrap the rest around the back of your head, keeping it 1″ (2.5 cm) above your ears. Pinch the spot where the tape meets the other end, lift the loop over your head, and note the measurement. Be as careful as possible to get the most precise measurement.
Production & Delivery Timeline

Many of our products are manufactured on-demand (just for you!) as soon as you place an order. This helps reduce overproduction, but it also takes a bit longer for your order to reach you. From the time you place an order, it may take 5 to 10 business days for your package to arrive.
Return Policy

Because our products are made on-demand, at this time, we are unable to offer returns, exchanges, or refunds except in cases when a customer received an incorrect, faulty, or damaged item.

Please refer to the size guide (visible above, if relevant for this product type) provided on every product page prior to placing an order.

If you received an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged, please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!

If you have questions about our return and exchange policy, or about your order, don’t hesitate to contact us.
Shipping

We offer flat rate economy shipping (5 to 8 business days) for $5.99.

Orders with 4 or more items or a pre-tax value of $70 or more ship for free!

Items may arrive in multiple shipments.

Shipments including only stickers may not have tracking.

Please note: Because many of our products are produced on-demand, your items may not ship for 2 to 5 business days after you make a purchase. It may be 5 to 14 business days between the time you place an order and the delivery of your item(s), accounting for both production time and shipping time.

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