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Please Don't! Unisex Boxy Tee

Please Don't! Unisex Boxy Tee

$44.00
Sale price  $44.00 Regular price 
ColorWhite
Size
Product Details

A classic boxy-fit tee with distinct dropped shoulders for a structured, yet completely relaxed silhouette.

  • Crew neck
  • Drop shoulders
  • Boxy fit
  • 100% cotton
  • 26 count plain weave
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
  • Fabric weight: 280 g/m²
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Binding taped neck and shoulders
  • Double-stitched ribbed collar
  • Coverstitch cuffs and hem

Care instructions

  • Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent
  • Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring
  • Wash with like-colored garments
  • Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight
  • Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature (max 30°C / 90°F)

If you've spent enough time in women's restrooms, you've seen this sign.

Usually it's a print-out. Sometimes it's handwritten. Occasionally it's laminated after what was clearly a particularly expensive incident.

Somehow, every bar, restaurant, coffee shop, office building, concert venue, and library bathroom in America has its own version.

This shirt is a tribute to the most universally ignored piece of signage in women's restroom history.

Printed in aggressively cheerful bubble lettering on a heavyweight 280 GSM boxy unisex tee.

Equal parts public service announcement, shared female experience, and evidence that somebody, somewhere, definitely did it again.

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  • Flat rate economy shipping: 3–12 business days once your order ships.
  • U.S. addresses only.
  • Delivery to AK, HI, U.S. territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses may take longer.
  • Orders may arrive in multiple shipments.
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Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
  • Read our full returns and refunds policy here, or contact us with any questions.
Size Guide

Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL (measurements in inches)
Length | 24.40 | 25.20 | 26.00 | 26.80 | 27.60
Chest | 24.00 | 24.80 | 25.60 | 26.40 | 27.20
Shoulder | 22.40 | 23.20 | 24.00 | 24.80 | 25.60
Sleeve length | 9.10 | 9.40 | 9.80 | 10.20 | 10.60

How to Measure

A. Chest: Place the end of the tape with the underarm seam, then stretch it horizontally across the garment to reach the underarm seam on the other side.

B. Shoulder: Place the fabric tape from shoulder point to shoulder point, straight across back. Measure from armhole seam to armhole seam.

C. Length: Take the measurement straight down from high point shoulder to the bottom edge of the garment.

D. Sleeve length: Measure the length from the tip of the shoulder to the bottom edge of sleeve, including cuff.

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