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Please Don't! Unisex Boxy Tee

Please Don't! Unisex Boxy Tee

$44.00
Sale price  $44.00 Regular price 
ColorWhite
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Product Details

A classic boxy-fit tee with distinct dropped shoulders for a structured, yet completely relaxed silhouette.

  • Crew neck
  • Drop shoulders
  • Boxy fit
  • 100% cotton
  • 26 count plain weave
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
  • Fabric weight: 280g/m²
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Binding taped neck and shoulders
  • Double-stitched ribbed collar
  • Coverstitch cuffs and hem

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).

If you've spent enough time in women's restrooms, you've seen this sign.

Usually it's a print-out. Sometimes it's handwritten. Occasionally it's laminated after what was clearly a particularly expensive incident.

Somehow, every bar, restaurant, coffee shop, office building, concert venue, and library bathroom in America has its own version.

This shirt is a tribute to the most universally ignored piece of signage in women's restroom history.

Printed in aggressively cheerful bubble lettering on a heavyweight 280 GSM boxy unisex tee.

Equal parts public service announcement, shared female experience, and evidence that somebody, somewhere, definitely did it again.

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Return Policy
  • We offer returns if a customer receives an item that was incorrect, faulty, or damaged.
  • Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at mama@irreverentmother.com with your order number and photos that can help describe the issue. We will do our best to make it right!
  • Read our full returns and refunds policy here, or contact us with any questions.
Size Guide

Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL (inches)
Length | 24.4 | 25.2 | 26.0 | 26.8 | 27.6
Chest | 24.0 | 24.8 | 25.6 | 26.4 | 27.2
Shoulder | 22.4 | 23.2 | 24.0 | 24.8 | 25.6
Sleeve length | 9.1 | 9.4 | 9.8 | 10.2 | 10.6

A. Chest
Place the end of the tape with the underarm seam, then stretch it horizontally across the garment to reach the underarm seam on the other side.

B. Shoulder
Place the fabric tape from shoulder point to shoulder point, straight across back. Measure from armhole seam to armhole seam.

C. Length
Take the measurement straight down from high point shoulder to the bottom edge of the garment.

D. Sleeve length
Measure the length from the tip of the shoulder to the bottom edge of sleeve, including cuff.

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